maksud bloggers

Salam,

Funny interpretation of "bloggers" from UrbanDictionary:

"Bloggers are an antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease"

You don't like this one? Maybe teman-teman akan suka yang ni..

"Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit."

..or maybe something simpler,

"Blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity"

So my fellow bloggers, do you think you fit the criteria? heks!



*sniffing*
alamak, I think I do smell like sour cheese. Cis!