I'm proud of my abang poyot!

I'm proud of my abang.

Walaupun sudah tidak kurus dan hensem macam hero kampung seperti gambar dibawah,



Dan semakin boroi dan poyot seperti gambar ini,



Kononnya memberi alasan nak beat kebesaran Afdlin Shauqi,



Tapi aisyah rasa takyah la abang.

Tu namanya central obesity, risk factor nak dapat penyakit macam papa akibatnya.


Walaupun dah memegang gelaran bapak orang dan ada potensi masuk zaman mid life crisis,

Tapi tetap membaca comic-comic seperti ini,



Atau beli toys seperti ini,



Which aisyah rasa cool je by the way,

But bak kata Kak Boby (dan kadang-kadang mama),

" Tu ha berhala-berhala abang!"

Tapi kalau boleh kenal orang ini,



Ada opis cool macam ini,



Dan menang award untuk ini,



Ummmm. Oke la kan?


Walaupun papa tak approve first-first,



Dan abang kene lalui some unfortunate events (yang boleh terlayak masuk dalam buku cerita A Series Of Unfortunate Events),

Tapi kalau ada isteri yang understanding lagi cun seiras Duta S07,



Dapat Zulaikha yang comel seperti mak teh dia,



Ada 4 orang adik perempuan yang cun lagi melecun, hot Hot HOT!



Dan mama yang best viva da boom



Urmmm. Oke la kan?

Walaupun abang kena kerja long hours on weekdays, meet people on weekends, juggling so many projects at one time (abang can multitask meh?), rushing to finish work on time, tak cukup tidur on everday basis and hold an important role in PeKomik ,

Sampai kadang-kadang Kak Boby mengadu nak jumpa abang pun susah,

But I guess it's ok.

Because I know (and they know), that you're working hard for the things that you're truly loved and passionate about.

It may be hard and tough at times, tapi takpe..ni kan abang aisyah?

Abang poyot yang "puk puk aisyah" dan pagi-pagi bising "aisyngeeeee! aisyngeeee!" yang tanpa segan silu kentut sekuat-kuatnya dan gelak macam orang terencat akal.

So gerenti can ah!

Ohyea, YAY for a second this!



P/S:

Abang, nanti bila aisyah dah besar dah jadi doctor dah kaya (aminnn), aisyah kasi special price untuk medical treatment abang k?

20% diskaun!

Tapi kalau itu Kak Boby atau Zulaikha atau babybaru, aisyah kasi 90% diskaun.

Hoho

Ohyea, aisyah still tuntut makan kat tempat sushi tu! No mercy!

Zulaikha's 6th sense

YUI: feel my soul

Kak Vovi, my sister in law posted this conversation between Zulaikha and her in Facebook:

Zulaikha: Ibu biyik mak yang ada kakak. Ada hantu ibu.
Ibu: Ish, mana ada. Ibu tak nampak pun
Zulaikha: Ada, kakak muka camni (sambil menunduk muka sikit dan mata separuh terbuka)
Ibu: Ibu bukak lampu. Hah, takde pun.
Zulaikha: Ha..ada tu, kat situ (sambil tunjuk dinding tepi tingkap)

Fulamak.

Later when I asked Kak Boby, she told me it happened in my house around maghrib. Well, this is not the first time.

Zulaikha ada sixth sense?

Ish. Takdak lah! Biasa la anak kecik.

But, for those who participate Earth Hour yesterday, ada nampak benda-benda aneh gelap-gelap?

Earth Hour
27 March 2010
2030-2130

Interesting article to share:
Earth Hour 'will not cut carbon emissions'


Aisyah's mumble: sedapnya kek batik Malina! Ummm

jumaat ramblings

remioromen: kona yuki

I hate cold. I love cold.

I do not like to be cold.

But I do wish to see this once in my life time,

Aurora Borealis

*love*
:)

P/S:

Weekend bebeh!!

Goyang kaki, goyang badan, jangan lupa goyang buntut juga!

Gyaboooo!!

Mr Moo Moo chan

pjay chou: ju hua tai

This is Mr Moo Moo chan.

He is a house slipper.

He was given to me by Miss Ecah Sanef on my 20th birthday.

Now Mr Moo Moo chan and I are roommates.

We live happily together with Mr Yamaha, Miss Tazmania Devil, Miss Gi Gi, Su Su and the rest of the animal geng.

Mr Moo Moo chan as you can see, is white in colour.

Eventhough he only plays around my room and never venture out, he gets dirty very easily.

So I washed him last Saturday.

This is Mr Moo Moo chan now,



Outside and cold.

He is still there today. Thursday.



Nah engkau! A dose of reality!

Wahahaha! Wahaha! Wahaha! Wahahaha! Wahaa..*cough*..hahaha..*cough cough*!


Aisyah's mumble: Readers Digest now is Rp30,000.00! Gulp.

mimpi basah

remioromen: sangatsu kokonoke

When I was small, I had this very peculiar dream.

In my dream, the earth at that time, was completely immersed with water. Human lives by building houses on water, or under the water. The earth was just another vast ocean. No dry lands, no continents.

I remembered seeing roads and buildings once busily occupied, became old looking, uninhabited and covered with corals - proofs that it has become a part of the sea, the underwater world.

It was dark. Gloomy. Quiet.

So in my dream, I followed a tour ship (more like an old pirate ship really) to see the submerged city.

When we reached there, you could only see the top of the buildings and towers. The rest are just water. The buildings were skyscraper like buildings.

Now, can you imagine how deep is the water?!

The thought of taking a little dip there was obviously out of the question. Gila ka!

So anyway, the city itself was very eerie. It was uninhabited, quiet and very still. The ship sailed very very VERY slow-as though do not want to disturb the silenceness of the unknown.

Then suddenly, the ship started to dismantled!

Ohhh! Pieces by pieces of the ship started to fall off!

I quickly climbed to the highest poll of the ship! And slowly just like the Titanic, the ship starts to sink into the deep ocean.

ha tenggelam kamu kapal

Now, the scary part was, as I am holding tight to the poll, from an eagle eye view, I could see an enormous-bigger than the ship-creature swam under our ship!

It was gigantic! It was humongous! It was super scary! I thought I'll die for sure!

Then,

I woke up. Chataw :/

The dream leave such an effect on me that every time I go into the sea, I always thought there's some sea creature going to pull me down!

Urgh scary.

Anyway after the dream, I do sometimes wonder what may the creature be. So I've come up a few hypothesis. The creature might be:

a. a prehistoric dinosaur sea creature which was awakened by the melting of glacier (global warming. ish)
b. a big big big Great White Shark
c. a big big big viracious whale


But today, I've come up another hypothesis.

It's a Blue Whale!

This thought came after I watched a documentary about Blue Whale. Fuh terasa di-educational kan.

besaq nyaaa

So, 9 cool facts about this magnificent sea creature:

1. Its scientific name is Balaenoptera musculus.

2. Is the BIGGEST known animal to ever lived on Earth! Dinosaour pun kalah!

3. It weight twice the biggest dinosaur!

4. The heart of a blue whale is as big as a small car and it's tongue is as long as an elephant! The size of the main arteries can permit a small person to crawl through it and logically enough, the blue whale also possessed the largest penis in the world! Ada nak lawan? haha

5. It feed almost exclusively on krill (a shrimp like marine inverterbrae) and are harmless to human (well, the chance for human-whale encounter during diving is also slim)

6. It can live for almost 80 years.

7. It is the loudest animal animal on earth! They can reach up to 188 decibels which is louder than a jet sound (Jet sound reaches 140 decibels. Sounds over 120 decibels are painful to human ears) But due to low frequency, between 10 to 40 Hz, the whale's song are inaudible to human ear (infra sound under 20 Hz cannot be heard by human)

8. The Blue whale is not a fish. It is considered as an ocean mammal. The largest fish in the world is the whale shark.

9. The blue whale was classified endangered species in the 1950s. It is estimated that there are about 10,000-14,000 blue whales world-wide and the number is still consider small. This is mostly due to human threats- whale hunting, ocean sound pollution (a deaf whale is a dead whale!), global warming and etc.

Cooh eh?

Ohyea, ada yang tertipu dengan tajuk post kali ini? Haaa, hang pikiaq apa ni?


P/S: I edited this post to add some more information about Blue Whale. So for those who read the unedited one, monggo monggo to read again :)

multitasking

joe hisashi:the legend of ashitaka theme

11.11pm

Multitasking to stay awake:

1. Doing Alpha Quest
2. Flipping through gout and pseudogout lecture notes
3. Reading Nodame Cantabile
4. Listening to instrumental soundtracks songs

The brain is amazingly kakkoi!!

Emotionally connected

outlandish:calling you

Darn! The downside of being sensitive-emotional-temperamental girl is you will always want to be "emotionally connected" with people.

But that's seriously not how it works. Daa..no no no!

Because generally people do not want to be "emotionally connected". Lagi lagi to someone they just know. Or even they know for quite some time.

So maybe you'll laugh together, hangout together, have fun together, create great memories together, but then in the end it will only be another meaningless memory, just like the rest billions of memories stored in the tiny brain of ours.

People come and people go and people gonna come again right?

Okay, I know I sound pessimistic again. But optimism rarely comes into my life nowadays. Talk about ungratefulness huh? Dah la nak dekat exam ni, nanti Allah tak permudahkan jalan kang aisyah! Oh tidak tidak tidak!

So cik aisyah, bak kata encik sudien kata (more to "bak kat encik sudien berblog" aha!),

Don't have expectations on others!

Lagi-lagi kepada kawan baik anda!

Yes, another life lesson experience learned in the boring life of aisyah. Sekian terima kasih.

This is life.
It ain't forever sweet
It ain't forever easy
So shut up,
and live with it.

15 march 2010

Aisyah's mumble: Now, don't you think ayat "friends forever" seems far-fetched?

libur!

dbsk: beautiful thing

4 days libur bebeh!!